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Le Cavallette

Partiamo da questa citazione dei Blues Brothers: "Ero... rimasto senza benzina. Avevo una gomma a terra. Non avevo i soldi per prendere il taxi. La tintoria non mi aveva portato il tight. C'era il funerale di mia madre! Era crollata la casa! C'è stato un terremoto! Una tremenda inondazione! Le cavallette! Non è stata colpa mia! Lo giuro su Dio!".
Immaginatevi in una sala riunioni, con qualche vassoio di pizzette e pasticcini, qualche bibita per digerire, ed a un certo punto la voce di Jake Blues, alias Jhon Belushi, che grida "...le cavallette...".
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